Dec 13th and a HB 1/2 century to me

Hmmm I'm 50 today
I never thought that I would make it this far as I play very hard and have just about bought it a few times.

I also never ever though I would be a proud owner of a super car
and definitely never thought I would own a 928 Porsche (I am truly blessed)

For my BD I bought my self a new stick of deodorant
the instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
It makes it kind of hard to walk
but when I fart, my office sure smells pretty

Happy Birthday!

Telling us your orifice smells pretty is TMI (too much information).

I was told by many a police officer in my younger days that I would not make it to 30. Of course they based that on speed, not skill

Now I have two 30+ children and four grandchildren. Looks good that I will make it at least to 54... :confused:

Thanks Stan. Cuban

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Need more Nitrous

http://electromotivetec.freeforums.org/download/file.php?id=169

Happy b day brad. I have been 50 since April .The best thing about being 50 is driving a 25 yr old. (928 that is). All the best and have a great day.

Happy Bday buddy..............hope u get everything your hoping for

Wait a min..........u just got married :eek::eek: